Stupid survey to point out how stupid social network surveys are

Here is a little survey of my own to really point out the inane crap that I see.

1. How many donkey shows have you been to?
2. Did you participate in said donkey shows?
3. How many times do you have to wipe before you know it is clean back there?
4. When is the last time you were given a Dutch oven?
5. When was the last time you were on the receiving end of a Dutch oven?
6. Do you even know what a Dutch oven is?
7. Do you ever stare a cat’s pucker button?
8. When you pick your nose, do you eat it or wipe on said cat’s pucker button?
9. What color ARE your boogers today?
10. Do you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
11. For the ladies…Shake, wipe or drip dry?
12. For the men…shake, wring or whip?
13. Have you ever made a snowy picture like in THE BREAKFAST CLUB?
14. Have you ever played with a pink sock?
15. Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
16. How much did you REALLY enjoy 2 Girls, 1 Cup?
17. Is it bleached?
18. Do I need to explain that last question?
19. Have you been stupid enough to answer these dumb questions?
20. Do you realize how stupid these surveys are?

Ha ha!