More MySpace gripes...
So...it has been close to over a year that I have sold my soul to MySpace. For the most part, I have avoided emo hell and kept in contact with friends (poorly mind you, I know I suck) and did some of the things MySpace is all about. Over all...a pleasant experience. However (you knew this was coming), there are a few people on my list and I guarantee you probably have somebody on your list as well that is VERY guilty of the next crime. I am speaking of the SURVEY or QUESTION POSTERS. These fucking idiots (you know who you are) constantly eat up bandwidth and fill my bulletin box with worthless banal surveys.
"50 questions about you"
"22 questions about humping donkeys"
"I want to know about your vegetable fetishes, answer these 179 questions."
Fuck you.
Last I checked, it was it was called "Bulletins". I can call up a definition of that but I hope that most you that actually may read this know what that means. I will probably lose a couple of my friends off of MySpace because of this blog, but hey, I don't really care. I like you enough to be friend, but if you fill my bulletin box with this kind of tripe...again...fuck you. You are knocking down other REAL bulletins from people who are actually trying to pass along information that I actually might want to read. I have actually thought about dumping some of these people off my list because this shit. However, I would have to explain that "Hey sorry about that, but I don't give a flying fuck about what your favorite color of yarn is or if you like taking in the ass by a guy dressed in Lederhosen yodeling "RICOLA!".
Anybody left? OK, moving along. Next on my pain train is spam postings. Please, in the name of the internet gods, do not let anybody know your password to log in your account or use a password like, gee I don't know, like "password" or "123456" (hey that's just like the on my luggage!). Even today, I got a bulletin from somebody I work with but I know he did not send. Some piece of shit spammer took control of his account and is spamming everybody on his friend list with a bullshit promise of a $500 gift card from some big box department store (think parades).
Lastly, how retarded are you to actually believe that you can see who has been viewing your profile? Do you really think that clinking on some shady link will allow you to see who has been looking at your profile? How do they know? They don't. THEY are just hoping that you are enough of a mouth breather to click away so THEY can turn your machine into a drone on a large botnet. If you have blindly clicked on one of those links, your machine is probably acting as a server for child porn. Good luck when the feds arrive.
For those on my list that actually know what a "bulletin" is and use it as such, thank you. For those that do not, take out your favorite vegetable and go hump a donkey with it while wearing your lederhosen...you bore me.
"50 questions about you"
"22 questions about humping donkeys"
"I want to know about your vegetable fetishes, answer these 179 questions."
Fuck you.
Last I checked, it was it was called "Bulletins". I can call up a definition of that but I hope that most you that actually may read this know what that means. I will probably lose a couple of my friends off of MySpace because of this blog, but hey, I don't really care. I like you enough to be friend, but if you fill my bulletin box with this kind of tripe...again...fuck you. You are knocking down other REAL bulletins from people who are actually trying to pass along information that I actually might want to read. I have actually thought about dumping some of these people off my list because this shit. However, I would have to explain that "Hey sorry about that, but I don't give a flying fuck about what your favorite color of yarn is or if you like taking in the ass by a guy dressed in Lederhosen yodeling "RICOLA!".
Anybody left? OK, moving along. Next on my pain train is spam postings. Please, in the name of the internet gods, do not let anybody know your password to log in your account or use a password like, gee I don't know, like "password" or "123456" (hey that's just like the on my luggage!). Even today, I got a bulletin from somebody I work with but I know he did not send. Some piece of shit spammer took control of his account and is spamming everybody on his friend list with a bullshit promise of a $500 gift card from some big box department store (think parades).
Lastly, how retarded are you to actually believe that you can see who has been viewing your profile? Do you really think that clinking on some shady link will allow you to see who has been looking at your profile? How do they know? They don't. THEY are just hoping that you are enough of a mouth breather to click away so THEY can turn your machine into a drone on a large botnet. If you have blindly clicked on one of those links, your machine is probably acting as a server for child porn. Good luck when the feds arrive.
For those on my list that actually know what a "bulletin" is and use it as such, thank you. For those that do not, take out your favorite vegetable and go hump a donkey with it while wearing your lederhosen...you bore me.
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